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Federation of Teeniemen Demographics

Government

  • Official Name: Federation of Teeniemen
  • General Name: "The Federation"
  • Citizen Adjective: Teenieman
  • Adjective Plural: Teeniemen
  • Abbreviation: FoTM
  • Government Type: Dictatorial Councilism
  • National Capital: Teenieville, Pennsylvania
  • Current President: Teenieman Joe Pirray
  • National Anthem: March of Freedom
  • National Motto: "You attack one of us, you attack all of us."
  • Notable Technologies Developed:
    • 1. Microsurgery
    • 2. Nanoelectronics
    • 3. Det-Ammo

States/Provinces

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The Federation of Teeniemen is a co-existing sovereign nation established within the national boundaries of the United States, Canada and Mexico. It maintains no state, provincial or regional borders.

Foreign Relations

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  • Key Ally Nations:
    • United States
    • Israel
    • Germany
    • Russia
    • Japan
    • South Korea
    • Canada
    • Mexico
  • Notable Enemy Nations:
    • Saudi Arabia
    • West Bank & Gaza Strip
    • Afghanistan
    • Pakistan
    • China
    • North Korea
    • France
  • International Relations:
    • IMF/World Bank Status: N/A
    • Memberships:
      • United Nations
      • NATO
      • Organization of American States
      • NAFTA
      • OECD
      • G20

Basic Information

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  • Population: 3,416,734,000 (2014)
  • Largest City: Teenie Man City
  • Tallest Structure: Teenieman International Center (85 Feet)
  • Computer Owners: 100%
  • Internet Users: 100%
  • Drivers/Car Owners: 17%
  • Location On Map: North America (United States, Canada, Mexico)

Environment

  • Water Pollution Rate: 2%
  • Air Pollution Rate: 4%
  • Land Pollution Rate: 1%
  • Fusion Power Plants: 0 (technology research)
  • Solar Power Plants: 4 (6 under construction)
  • Wind Turbines: 250 (150 under construction)
  • Hydro Dams: 5
  • Nuclear Power Plants: 0
  • Oil Power Plants: 0
  • Coal Power Plants: 1
    • Clean Coal Power Plants: 0 (5 under construction)
  • Recycling Capacity (includes compost landfills): 100%
  • Landfill Capacity: 0%
  • Incinerator Capacity: 0%
  • Clean Transportation: 80%
  • National/State Park Land Area: N/A

Economy

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  • Annual GDP: $18.7 Trillion +/-
  • GDP Per Capita: $5,483 per year
  • Currency Equivalent: T$### TD = $1.00 USD
  • National Tax: None
  • Sales Tax Rate: None
  • Imports:
    • T-Vehicles
    • Foodstuffs (Meats, Vegetables, Fruits)
    • Sugarcane (Pure, Raw and Alternative Sugars)
  • Exports:
    • Electronics
    • Microchips
    • Nanoelectronics
    • Medical Services

Culture/Health/Education

  • Languages: English (primary)
    • Regionally Recognized: ReeRah, Spanish, French, Japanese
  • Religions: Mixed (Atheism, Toiletan, Christianity)
  • Crime Rate: Very Low
    • Murder Rate: .0001 per 100,000 (4 incidents per year)
    • Rape Rate: N/A
  • Birth Rate: 5,268 per 100,000 population (180,000,000 per year)
  • Death Rate: 278 per 100,000 population (9,500,000 per year)
  • Immigration Rate: N/A
  • Average IQ: 121
  • Average Height: 2 in. (5cm)
  • Average Weight: 2 oz.
  • Average Life Span: Scientifically unknown (theoretically estimated 15-25 years)
  • Average Life Span (smoker): Instantly fatal
  • Gun Owners: 100%
  • Common Beliefs/Standings:
    • 1. Nuclear Weapons: YES
    • 2. Abortion: N/A
    • 3. Gay Marriage: N/A
    • 4. Equal Rights: YES
    • 5. Torture Methods: YES
    • 6. Death Penalty: YES
    • 7. Stem Cell Research: YES
    • 8. Innocent Until Proven Guilty: YES
    • 9. Assisted Suicide: YES
    • 10. Criminal Rights: NO
    • 11. Civil Freedoms: YES

Military

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  • Nuclear WMD: 100,000
  • Army Soldiers: 98% of population
    • T-Ground Vehicles:
35,000,000 light/medium combat vehicles (including Humvees, Jeeps, MRAPs)
100,000,000 tanks
57,000,000 IFV/APC vehicles
27,500,000 Howitzers & MLRS vehicles
150,000,000 Supply, transport, storage, fuel & misc vehicles
  • Air Force Personnel: 1.5% of population
    • T-Planes: 450,000
    • T-Helicopters: 600,000
  • Navy Personnel: .5% of population
    • T-Vessels: 150 (submarines), 2 (floating bases)
    • Vessels: 1 aircraft carrier (human scale, modded for teeniemen)
  • Wars/Incidents Involved:
    • 1. Imperial Wars (Teenieman Empire vs. Humanity) (DEFEAT)
      • a. Battle of the Pacific (Teenieman Empire vs. United States) (DEFEAT)
      • b. Battle of Europe (Teenieman Empire vs. NATO/European Union) (DEFEAT)
      • c. Battle of Japan (Teenieman Empire vs. Japan) (DEFEAT)
    • 2. War of Independence (Nikki-Loyalists vs. Federalist Rebels) (CIVIL WAR - REBEL VICTORY)
      • a. Teenieman Civil War (Loyalists vs. Rebels) (CIVIL WAR - REBEL VICTORY)
      • b. Operation Pest Control (United States vs. Nikki-Loyalists) (U.S. VICTORY)
      • c. Teenieman Nuclear Holocaust (Loyalists vs. Rebels) (CIVIL WAR - REBEL VICTORY)
    • 3. War on Terrorism (FoTM vs. Al-Qaeda, Hamas, Hezbollah and Taliban) (VICTORY)
      • a. Operation Enduring Freedom (FoTM, NATO & ISAF vs. Afghanistan, Taliban & Al Qaeda) (VICTORY - Nuclear Annihilation of Tora Bora/Capture-Kill of Osama bin Laden)
      • b. Operation Thor's Hammer (FoTM vs. Palestine, West Bank, Gaza Strip, Hamas, PLO) (VICTORY - Assassination of Yasser Arafat)
      • c. Operation Iraqi Freedom (FoTM, U.S. & Coalition vs. Iraq) (VICTORY - Assassination of Saddam Hussein)
      • d. Operation Cast Lead (FoTM & Israel vs. Gaza Strip & Hamas, Hezbollah) (ONGOING - SpecOps targeted killings of Hamas terrorists)
      • e. Operation Sandy Vagina (FoTM vs. Saudi Arabia) (ONGOING - Sporadic conflict with Saudi Arabia)

History

  • Most Devastating Natural Disaster: Teenie Farms Tornado (1.7 million killed/5.2 million injured)
  • Most Devastating Act Of War: Firebombing of TeenieTown (21 million killed/43 million injured)
  • Largest War Involved In: Teenieman Civil War of Independence (820 million killed, 1.2 billion injured)
  • Date Of Founding: July 20, 2001

Top Five Statistics

  • Most Deaths Caused By:
    • 1. Accidental Stompings
    • 2. Animal Attacks
    • 3. Weather
    • 4. Misc. Accidents/Injuries
    • 5. War Casualties
  • Most Common Interests:
    • 1. Snack Foods/Sweets
    • 2. Sleep
    • 3. Bouncy Balls
    • 4. Weapons
    • 5. Pranks
  • Most Common Hatreds:
    • 1. Birds
    • 2. Snakes
    • 3. Cold Weather
    • 4. Tobacco
    • 5. Human Children
  • Most Frequent Modes of Transit:
    • 1. Public Transit
    • 2. Walking
    • 3. T-Cars
    • 4. Airlines
    • 5. Sea Travel
  • Most Common Religions:
    • 1. Atheism (non-belief)
    • 2. Toiletism (Toilet Worship)
    • 3. Christianity
    • 4. Shintoism
    • 5. Rastafarianism

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