The Singularity of the Teenieman is a scientific theory based on current knowledge of teenieman biology and reproduction. The Teenieman Singularity proposes that at some point in the future, resulting from the continuing reproduction of new generations of teeniemen, and each new generation's acquisition of new knowledge, which is transferred to new generations, teeniemen will achieve a neurological singularity. The generational compounding of knowledge into each new generation of teenieman will eventually achieve a perfect sentient intelligence, with a generation of teeniemen possessing total knowledge and advanced neurological capacity, allowing for an exponential development of technology and discovery among the teenieman species.

Singularity Theory

The technological singularity, or simply the singularity, is the hypothesis that accelerating progress in technologies such as artificial intelligence will cause non-human intelligence to exceed human intelligence for the first time in history, causing human civilization to be radically changed or possibly destroyed. Because the capabilities of such an intelligence may be difficult for a human to comprehend, the technological singularity is often seen as an occurrence (akin to a gravitational singularity) beyond which the forthcoming course of human history would be unpredictable or even unfathomable.

Proponents of the singularity typically postulate an "intelligence explosion", where superintelligences design successive generations of increasingly powerful minds, that might occur very quickly and might not stop until the agent's cognitive abilities greatly surpass that of any human.

Singularity of the Teeniemen

Similarly to a technological or artificial intelligence singularity, teenieman evolution and reproductive biology has just as much potential for a radical singularity event.


Teenieman reproduction is notable for its unique ability for the parent to pass on intelligence, knowledge and skill sets to the next generation of teeniemen. Scientists are still mystified as to how the attained knowledge, intelligence and learned skills are passed on. It is also noted that the teenieman rapidly evolves and adapts on a neurological and psychological level. Each new generation of teenieman is more docile, more intelligent and shows increased brain usage in lobes that control thought process, emotions, coordination and logic.

Since the birthing of the first generation of teeniemen in 1997, teenieman psychology and neurology has evolved through some 600+ generations into 2014. During this period, teeniemen have gone from primitive, violent and illogical sentient beings of which are easily manipulated into hivemind collective actions, to being matched with human being sapience and technological development.

The Singularity

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