United Planets aka Ham Ham Time
Name:	CLASSIFIED
Gender:	Male
Age:	26
Nationality:	United States Citizen
Ancestry:	Varied European
Languages I Speak and Understand:	English: Primary Mother Language Lolspeak: intertubes speech Spanish: Capable of reading and understanding a large majority of Spanish
Residence:	New York, USA
Occupation:	Law Enforcement
Political Views:	Mixed Liberal/Moderate Pro-Gun, Second Amendment Pro-LGBT Rights Pro-Separation of Church & State/Secularism Pro-Marijuana Legalization Anti-Discrimination Anti-Iraq War Anti-George W. Bush Anti-Republican Party Pro-Universal Healthcare Pro-Occupy Movement Pro-Anonymous Hacktivism
Political Party:	Unaligned/Independent Voter
Religion:	Atheist/Apatheism
History Interests:	American Founding Fathers United States Constitution Native American History
Other Interests:	Geography Military, Strategy, Tactics Trolling & Psychological Warfare Law Enforcement Firearms & Weaponry

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Contents 1 Who Am I? 1.1 Personal Preferences In Life 1.1.1 LIKES 1.1.2 DISLIKES 2 Worlds 2.1 Union of Everett 2.2 United Republic of Iraqistan 2.3 Federal State of Israel 2.4 4chanistan 2.5 Shi'Ji Civilization 2.6 Federation of Teeniemen 3 Everetti Quality Goal 4 Userboxes

Who Am I?Edit

I am one of the Admins/Sysops of this Wikia.

I am also a person who enjoys writing about political and military fiction, more specifically imagined worlds. I tend to focus on the military and legal (law) aspects of these worlds but my primary project, the Union of Everett, has expanded over time to include a massive array of related topics, from media to celebrities, from technology to corporations and from vehicles to culture. I create most of my own vehicles, logos, maps and architecture designs.

I am also a troll.

• User:United Planets/National Status

Personal Preferences In LifeEdit

LIKESEdit

• Common Decency
• The United States Constitution
• Guns & Firearms
• Equality
• Respect
• Law Enforcement & Criminal Justice
• Trolling Trolls into thinking they succeeding in Trolling a Master Troll and then Counter Trolling said Troll
• 4chan
• Anonymous
• WikiLeaks
• The Occupy Movement
• Dissent
• Oath Keepers
• Science
• Vigilantes
• Hot Chicks & Guns
• Grilled & BBQ Food
• My Dodge Challenger
• "Assault" Rifles
  • Assault Forks
    • Assault Spoons
  • Assault Cars
  • Assault Assaults
• Jesse Ventura is my Homeboy
• All Hail XENU!
• Ron Paul 2016

DISLIKESEdit

• G-Unit Homie Cash Money Grips
• Organized Religion
• Westboro Baptist Church
• Church of Scientology
• Californian Democratic Senators
• Ignorance
• Political Correctness
• State-Sponsored Child Molesters (TSA Agents)
• George "Dubya" Bush
• 21st Century "Rap"
  • ^^Nicki Minaj is an Oompa Loompa^^
• Swag-tards
• Republicunts... I mean Republicants.. I mean Republicans
• Fluoride in my water
• The DHS agents viewing this page right now

WorldsEdit

Union of EverettEdit

My nation, located on the eastern halves of Canada, the United States, Mexico and all of Haiti, Puerto Rico, Alaska, Hawaii and Belize.

United Republic of IraqistanEdit

A nation located where Iraq, Syria, Kuwait and western Iran once were.

Federal State of IsraelEdit

A nation located where Israel, Lebanon and the Sinai peninsula once existed, minus the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

4chanistanEdit

4chan and internet meme based conworld nation ocated in the Bahamas region.

Shi'Ji CivilizationEdit

My ancient civilization taking part in the Pangam-Pangat project. A civilization based on native American cultures.

Federation of TeeniemenEdit

A bizarre world of small sapient creatures inhabiting present day Earth.

Everetti Quality GoalEdit

Goal	Description	Page	Current	Percentage
1	Main page is 30,000 bytes	Union of Everett	46,492	of 30,000
2	Five pages more than 15,000 bytes		22	of 5
3	Three of which have no red links		10	of 3
4	75+ excellent articles (7,500+ bytes)		49	of 75
5	40+ decent articles with infobox.		33	of 40
6	8+ lists or timelines.		13	of 8
7	10+ quality maps		18	of 10
8	2+ media.		###	of 2
9	1 featured article		###	of 1
10	50+ images total		317	of 50
11	10 of which are featured on multiple pages		23	of 10
12	99+ articles total		219	of 99
13	at least 20 geographic		17	of 20
14	20 people		12	of 20
15	20 events		24	of 20
16	Conworld has been active on the site for at least a year	Union of Everett	Yes	7/23/2008
17	Was a featured world at one time	Union of Everett	Yes

UserboxesEdit